thecommonchick:

OMG! 😂

(Source: thecommonchick, via lubricates)

suezy:

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

(via lubricates)

ratsofftoya:

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

(via neatpotatoes)

gleelive:

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

(via lubricates)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

in the 90s if you wanted to make it as an actor you had to be called like brad pitt or tom cruise. 2 syllables tops. now you’ve gotta be alden ehrenreich or ansel elgort or timothee chalamet. anything goes. madness

(via lubricates)

mesopelagic:

having horns would be incredibly impractical in day to day life but theyd be sexy so does it matter…

(via neatpotatoes)

ratguzzler:

Stephen Hillenburg really did just sit down and define an entire generation’s sense of humor in like 3 seasons of a television show

(via joshpeck)

midnight-defender:

whotfisgina:

please watch this

wow, this might be the only realistic portrayal of metalheads I’ve seen in media

(via borinq)

essiecatter:

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protectcombeferre:

fucknth0rns:

🎄

OP died before they could finish recording

(via borinq)

gayhorrorgeek:

microwavetimemachine:

mens-rights-activia:

This video has a violent, angry energy.

I feel like this is a video that plays on an unplugged tv in an abandoned house.

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taylor-swifts-ex:

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komaedalovemail:

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

(via lubricates)